So last week I volunteered to be part of the "ScaleBackAlabama" program that my college campus is doing, and in the last 4 days of participation I have learned that I am the worst partner my team could've possibly chosen. Every member on the team is required to lose 10lbs by the second week of April, but not only has my weight been the same since about the 10th grade-I have the worst will power ever. One time I actually stuck with South Beach Diet to support my mom, and for two weeks all I ate was air and water. She lost 13 pounds; I lost ZERO pounds. I don't do carbonation. I don't do meat. I run, yoga, and some other random things. And I'm not sure how this is going to work out. I'll keep you updated on this journey/suicide attempt.
First, the things I live for:
2nd- The things I can't eat but would love to
C- The things I love to hate, but would be practical for such an endeavor
Which means that I have 2 options left. Eat these
for the next 2.5 months, or adopt an eating disorder for the month of March. Unfortunately I can't handle a finger down my throat or a laxative (I think I just broke every lady code in existence by even noting that), so looks like I'm stuck with eggs. And water. Oh dear.
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Remember when you ate that terrible cucumber sushi?
YES! remember when Shan was so rude knowing cucumber makes me die?!
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